2001 Vintage: The Bloody Mary

A guy asks for a Bloody Mary and a bacon strip. The bartender says, “This is a bar, not a breakfast buffet.”

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@Gopher_Explorer05/01/2011 19:58Deep in the menus and found this gem.

@XFiles_Spooky_M05/15/1997 17:33Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.

@Tech_Support_Guy05/30/1997 22:49Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?

@Sion_Partier07/19/2005 10:52The last city on Earth loves this one!

@G_I_Joe_Real05/06/2008 06:41And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.

@Distracted_Boy04/24/2015 23:04Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.

@Habbo_Hotel_Fan10/22/2008 17:53Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!

@I_See_What_You01/15/2007 18:50I see what you did there. Clever!