We spent two hours at Blockbuster. We finally agreed on a movie, but by the time we got home, we were too tired to watch it and just argued about the snacks instead.
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A F5 of a joke! Intense!
Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!
Transferring laughs at high speeds.
Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!
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ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!