2016 Legacy: The Black Mirror

She watched the episode about social ratings. Now she’s “rating” my performance as a husband. I’m currently a 1.2.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

In 2007, marriage was about the high-stakes transition from "dumb...read more »

We had a date in the Metaverse. I took her to a virtual beach. S...read more »

A magical moment that reveals the truth about aging.My wife blew ...read more »

I’m playing football in the kitchen. I tackled the refrigerator....read more »

A 50/50 split that feels more like 90/10.Marriage is a beautiful ...read more »

I tried to buy cookies, but the store wouldn't let me because my...read more »

Finding the perfect balance between romantic and practical.For ou...read more »

In 1995, marriage was a world of shared landlines, tangled casset...read more »

He’s "at work" in a headset. I walked in and saw he was actually...read more »

“Some people ask the secret of Anthony’s long marriage. They take...read more »

In 2001, marriage was about the arrival of the first iPod, the ci...read more »

Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about so...read more »

We got a robotic dog. It never needs to go out and it never bark...read more »

The ultimate symbol of power in the modern living room.We have a ...read more »

@Doom_Guy12/24/1996 13:54Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!

@Uncle_Rico_9807/17/2001 21:53I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.

@Ancient_Aliens_G07/13/1998 05:59I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.

@Best_Viewed_IE402/22/2002 15:01Optimized for 800x600 resolution! Looks great!

@Android_Bot_9902/04/2012 11:09Beep boop. Humor recognized.