2021 Legacy: The Bennifer 2.0

A couple walks in and says, “We’re back together after 20 years!” The bartender says, “I’ll give you a drink, but don’t expect a movie out of it.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Resident_Evil_Z06/02/2002 22:15Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!

@Hotmail_Checker07/28/1996 10:03Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!

@Reservoir_Joe12/06/2015 01:35Professional humor for professional people.

@Napoleon_Dyna03/10/2009 07:36Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!

@Tina_Eat_Food02/05/2014 23:24Tina, you fat lard, come read this!

@Dogpile_Fan_Club02/10/2002 14:29All the search engines agree: this is funny.

@Starcraft_Zerg08/19/2009 05:30Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!

@I_See_What_You12/17/1997 17:57I see what you did there. Clever!