I told her I’m a boy from Ireland. She said, “You’re a man from New Jersey. Sit down.”
Part of the 60 Marriage Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine & Crypto” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
62 Marriage Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Blackberry” Edition
In 2005, marriage was about the dawn of the "viral video," the pe...read more »
60 Marriage Jokes: The 2024 “Eclipse & AI Overlords” Edition
In 2024, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the Tota...read more »
1996 Joke: My Husband And I
My husband and I have a great relationship. He never listens to m...read more »
65 Marriage Jokes: The 2025 “GPT-5 & Digital Twins” Edition
In 2025, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of managing...read more »
The GPS Correction
Two voices, one car, and zero agreement on the route.My wife does...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Smart Shower
It only gives me 2 minutes of hot water to "save the planet." My...read more »
2017 Joke: My Wife And I
My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.read more »
55 Marriage Jokes: The 1995 “Classic Compromise” Edition
In 1995, marriage was a world of shared landlines, tangled casset...read more »
2025 Archive: The Smart Home Uprising
The house refused to let us in until we apologized to the vacuum...read more »
2000 Joke: Husband “Honey If I
Husband: “Honey, if I died, would you get married again?” Wife: “...read more »
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The Life Insurance
Thinking about the future, one policy at a time.My wife took out ...read more »
The Romantic Dinner
Trying to keep the spark alive in the middle of a busy week.I tri...read more »
The Cleaning Strategy
Housework is a team sport, but someone is always on the bench.My ...read more »
A police officer jumps into his...
A police officer jumps into his squad car and calls the station....read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
What is the deal with these funny jokes?
As if! This is too funny.
A F5 of a joke! Intense!
Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!
What does it mean?! It’s so funny!