1999 Legacy: The Beer Flight

A guy orders a flight and says, “Take me to the moon!”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2002, the bar scene was a mix of superhero hype and the birth ...read more »

"The weather report for November."Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: The ...read more »

A spooky visitor with a very specific thirst.A skeleton walks int...read more »

In 2006, we were all trying to sound like a Kazakh journalist, le...read more »

A woman orders a drink very quietly, sips it delicately, and wip...read more »

A guy drinks ten shots and says, "I'm uploading this to my cloud...read more »

In 2007, the bar scene was split in two. Half the room was orderi...read more »

A lesson in why punctuation matters in nature.A panda walks into ...read more »

In 2011, you couldn't escape the "Hipster" takeover. Bars started...read more »

In 2013, if you didn't take a picture with your drink, it was lik...read more »

Ancient history meets the happy hour.A Roman walks into a bar, ho...read more »

A guy walks in and says, "I'm waiting for the dark." The bartend...read more »

A literal interpretation of a classic phrase.A blind man walks in...read more »

The most iconic setup in the history of American pubs.A horse wal...read more »

@South_Park_Cartman07/22/2009 17:58Respect my authoritah! This is funny.

@Student_Life_0108/04/2002 06:08Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.

@Brazil_Terry_G04/01/1995 19:07Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.

@Ricky_Bobby_Fan11/17/2002 18:39Shake and bake! Hilarious!

@Ring_Member_9812/27/2003 09:23Part of the "Funny Sites" WebRing.

@Retro_End_User09/11/2009 18:15The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.