1995 Legacy: The Bed Covers

We share a king-size bed, but she somehow operates on a 90/10 distribution of the blankets.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

"Yes, dear." (Synced across all devices, including the smart-toa...read more »

My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.read more »

In 1998, marriage was defined by the transition from the angst of...read more »

In 2010, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of sharing ...read more »

Marriage is when a man and woman become one. The trouble starts w...read more »

Survival of the fittest at the local shopping mall.I’ve been wait...read more »

“A couple was getting married, and it was only three days before ...read more »

In 2022, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of not spoi...read more »

My wife is wearing them while we eat. I asked what she’s looking...read more »

In 2001, marriage was about the arrival of the first iPod, the ci...read more »

Wisdom from a couple who survived the test of time.An old man was...read more »

Communication is the foundation of any long-lasting marriage.My w...read more »

He’s drinking "Blue Sludge" to live to 150. I told him I can't h...read more »

Fixing things around the house... or making them worse.My wife as...read more »

@Cow_And_Chicken08/22/2014 03:36Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!

@Leave_Britney_A07/25/2009 22:18Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!

@PopUp_Blocker_X08/11/2010 05:18I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.

@Terran_Marine10/13/2003 09:01Go, go, go! More jokes!

@Captain_Obvious05/09/1997 05:35This is a comment on a funny joke.