2017 Archive: The Baywatch

I told her I’m a lifeguard. She said, “The only thing you’re saving is the seat next to you for your beer.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

Nostalgia is a powerful tool, if you use it correctly.I told my w...read more »

Two voices, one car, and zero agreement on the route.My wife does...read more »

Husband: “Honey, if I died, would you get married again?” Wife: “...read more »

He started a show where he interviews himself. I told him he’s h...read more »

In 2004, marriage entered the era of social media distraction and...read more »

I thought about a sandwich. A drone delivered one five minutes l...read more »

The difference between the digital life and the real one.My wife ...read more »

The house knows when we’re arguing and turns the temp down to "C...read more »

In 2020, marriage was an extreme endurance sport played entirely ...read more »

I told my wife I’m signing us up for the Mars mission. She said,...read more »

We got a bot to help with the chores. It refused to clean my off...read more »

I told her the steak tastes like plastic. She said, "That’s beca...read more »

I told her the AI chef is better than her. She told the AI chef ...read more »

The eternal struggle for the perfect indoor climate.Marriage is j...read more »

@Shrek_Ogrelord08/16/2015 19:42Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!

@Retro_Gamer_Girl07/08/2001 22:33Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!

@XFiles_Spooky_M04/16/1998 01:44Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.

@Brick_Tamland_L03/06/2014 21:17I love lamp. And I love this joke.

@Frame_Set_Wizard01/06/2003 04:00I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.

@HotBot_User11/30/1997 20:50Searching for "humor"... HotBot never fails.

@True_Story_Neil07/28/2002 16:12True story! I was there!

@Mobile_Web_0108/25/2011 11:02Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!