2009 Archive: The Bartender’s Tip

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🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A light-hearted hit that really floats.Helium walks into a bar an...read more »

A guy starts trying to build a bar out of square blocks.Part of ...read more »

Why fungi are always the life of the party.A mushroom walks into ...read more »

In 2020, the bar moved from the corner of the street to the corne...read more »

In 1996, bar conversations revolved around two things: whether th...read more »

"This mint was grown three feet from your head."Part of the 30 B...read more »

In 2001, the bar atmosphere changed. The Y2K fear was gone, repla...read more »

In 2003, the bar was the place to be if you wanted to debate the ...read more »

In 2025, the bar is the only place left where you can be sure the...read more »

A guy says, "My date looks exactly like a movie star!" The barte...read more »

"I'm the last one who knows how to crack an egg for a sour." "Yo...read more »

In 2010, the bar scene became visual. If you didn't take a filter...read more »

"The official fuel of 'mindful' brunches."Part of the 58 Bar Jok...read more »

A guy orders a beer and says, "Government's buying!" The bartend...read more »

@OfficeWorker_9910/28/2013 15:40I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!

@Duke_Nukem_Quotes02/19/2012 10:50Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.

@Twin_Peaks_Coffee04/01/2003 22:38A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!

@Antivirus_Pro08/03/1995 12:57No viruses here, just good vibes.

@Johnny_Bravo_Hoo11/06/2009 03:14Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.

@Tuenti_Specialist01/29/2012 15:14A classic from the Spanish web too!

@Rocket_Jumper04/20/1996 13:08This humor took me to new heights!