2008 Vintage: The Bartender’s Tip

“I take cash, I don’t take IOUs from banks.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A guy orders a beer and says, "Government's buying!" The bartend...read more »

Why pauses are important in conversation.A bear walks into a bar ...read more »

A tiny visitor with a very large piano.A guy walks into a bar and...read more »

The tap only works if your fingerprint proves you've had at leas...read more »

Warning: this one might get a little salty.A guy walks into a bar...read more »

The third guy is always the smartest.Two guys walk into a bar. Th...read more »

In 2008, bar talk shifted from "look at my cool new app" to "look...read more »

A girl walks into a bar wearing neon green, messy hair, and smud...read more »

The most famous cat in science makes an appearance.Schrödinger’s ...read more »

"Reserved for the person who isn't filming a TikTok."Part of the...read more »

A guy asks, "Are you not entertained?!" while eating a bowl of p...read more »

A spooky visitor with a very specific thirst.A skeleton walks int...read more »

"This mint was grown three feet from your head."Part of the 30 B...read more »

In 2006, we were all trying to sound like a Kazakh journalist, le...read more »

@SoundBlaster_1608/27/2014 12:00I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!

@SpiceGirls_Fan12/16/1998 20:22Tell me what you want, what you really really want... more jokes!

@Friends_Lover07/19/2008 13:57Could this joke BE any funnier?

@Full_House_Michelle03/29/2009 07:44You got it, dude! Very funny.

@Blogger_Default06/17/1998 23:24Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".