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Part of the 78 Bar Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Mad Men” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The "Just One Drink"
The biggest lie ever told in the history of bars."Just one drink"...read more »
75 Bar Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter & Casino Royale” Edition
In 2006, the bar conversation became shorter—exactly 140 characte...read more »
53 Bar Jokes: The 2015 “Star Wars & Hotline Bling” Edition
In 2015, the bar was a place of high-stakes internet debates and ...read more »
The Mushroom Character
Why fungi are always the life of the party.A mushroom walks into ...read more »
The Horse Question
The most iconic setup in the history of American pubs.A horse wal...read more »
2025 Classic: The Universal Basic Income
A guy orders a beer and says, "Government's buying!" The bartend...read more »
2025 Classic: The Smart Glass
A guy orders a beer. The glass suddenly flashes a red light and ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Smart Stool
The stool moves to the left because it detected a "more interest...read more »
2024 Archive: The Sabato’s Espresso
A girl orders an Espresso Martini and says, "I’m working late, c...read more »
64 Bar Jokes: The 1996 “Microbrewery & Martini Mania” Edition
In 1996, bar conversations revolved around two things: whether th...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Analog Whiskey
A guy asks for the "Analog Whiskey." The bartender hands him a g...read more »
78 Bar Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Mad Men” Edition
In 2007, the bar scene was split in two. Half the room was orderi...read more »
70 Bar Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Instagram Launch” Edition
In 2010, the bar scene became visual. If you didn't take a filter...read more »
The Grasshopper Surprise
When your name precedes your reputation.A grasshopper walks into ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Jeeves really delivered a good one today.
The green petal is glowing! New joke!
Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.
But you have heard of this joke!
I know kung-fu... and this joke!
I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.
Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.
I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.
I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.
That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!