Why did the dad bring a pillow to the bank? He wanted to “rest” his account.
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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.read more »
Kid: I’m cold. Dad: Then go...
Kid: I’m cold.
Dad: Then go sit in the corner—it’s 90 degrees!read more »
44 Original Dad Jokes: The 2012 "End of the World" Edition
In 2012, everyone was checking their Mayan calendars and wonderin...read more »
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.read more »
Kid: What’s that? Dad: It’s a...
Kid: What’s that?
Dad: It’s a henweigh.
Kid: What’s a henweigh?...read more »
Why Did The Tomato Blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.read more »
Kid: I’ll call you later. Dad:...
Kid: I’ll call you later.
Dad: No, call me Dad.read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2003 "Finding Nemo" Edition
By 2003, the 21st century was starting to feel like home. While t...read more »
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
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In 2024, the world met in Paris for a summer of record-breaking f...read more »
Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.read more »
61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2018 "Infinity Puns" Edition
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Kid: Did you get a haircut?...
Kid: Did you get a haircut?
Dad: No, I got them all cut!read more »
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There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.
Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!
Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
High five for this joke!
Me Gusta this joke. Very much.
We are many. We are laughing.