Why did the dad stare at his bank account? He was trying to “balance” his life.
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61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2018 "Infinity Puns" Edition
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Why was the math teacher suspicious of prime numbers?
They were acting odd.read more »
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Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!
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Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.read more »
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58 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1999 Millennium Edition
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Why don't mountains get cold in winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
Why don't oysters donate to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
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Why did the photo go to jail?
It was framed.read more »
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