1998 Legacy: The Bagel

Everything is a bagel now. Blueberry bagels, jalapeño bagels… I’m waiting for the “Marriage” bagel—salty and hard to swallow.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

A simple errand that becomes a test of character.I went to the st...read more »

Remembering the important dates... and everything else.My wife ha...read more »

Thinking about the future, one policy at a time.My wife took out ...read more »

In 2013, marriage was about navigating the "Selfie" craze, trying...read more »

In 2025, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of managing...read more »

In 2005, marriage was about the dawn of the "viral video," the pe...read more »

He started a show where he interviews himself. I told him he’s h...read more »

In 2016, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the most...read more »

My husband and I have a great relationship. He never listens to m...read more »

Two voices, one car, and zero agreement on the route.My wife does...read more »

I asked my wife if I was the only one she’s ever been with. She s...read more »

I thought about a sandwich. A drone delivered one five minutes l...read more »

“Some people ask the secret of Anthony’s long marriage. They take...read more »

Preparing the house for the ultimate inspection.My wife spends fo...read more »

@Doom_Guy02/25/1997 10:29Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!

@Floppy_Disk_Hero07/30/2014 22:06I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.

@MIRC_Operator08/21/2014 13:11/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.

@Startup_Kid09/04/2005 21:37Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!

@Marla_Singer_Fan12/12/1997 16:18A joke for the end of the world.

@Offspring_Guy04/09/2001 09:13The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.

@Jackass_Johnny02/19/2009 19:09Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!

@Ghostbusters_V01/30/2009 14:56Who you gonna call? Joke-busters!