1997 Vintage: The Backup

I bought a Zip Drive. 100MB of storage! I told her we’ll never need another disk as long as we live.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

It won't let me in after 10 PM. It says, "User 'Husband' has exc...read more »

My beer arrived via drone. It landed on the neighbor’s roof. I t...read more »

I’m playing football in the kitchen. I tackled the refrigerator....read more »

When the quietest moments are the loudest ones in the house.My wi...read more »

My husband and I have a great relationship. He never listens to m...read more »

In 2010, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of sharing ...read more »

I tried to leave the house after a fight, but the smart car lock...read more »

“Some people ask the secret of Anthony’s long marriage. They take...read more »

In 2025, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of managing...read more »

Communication is the foundation of any long-lasting marriage.My w...read more »

In 2021, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of planning...read more »

It turns red when I’m about to say something stupid. The house h...read more »

“All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that ...read more »

In 2006, marriage was about dodging a Wii remote thrown by your s...read more »

@CyberSteve11/11/1997 14:03Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.

@AOL_Keyword_Jokes01/10/2004 12:30Standard classic. Never gets old.

@Gopher_Explorer03/28/2015 13:30Deep in the menus and found this gem.

@Retro_Gamer_Girl04/13/2011 23:11Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!

@Startup_Kid02/24/2015 14:09Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!

@American_Psycho_P01/26/1998 05:30I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.

@Reservoir_Joe06/26/2003 20:50Professional humor for professional people.

@Anonymous_User01/11/2005 20:35We are many. We are laughing.

@Cloud_Computing11/11/2001 06:52Storing my laughs in the cloud.