Why did the dad start singing about sharks in 2017? Because once it’s in your head, it’s a “fin-ished” deal.
Part of the 48 Original Dad Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Q: Why did the golfer bring...
Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
A: In case he go...read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands.read more »
Restaurant Server: Do you want a...
Restaurant Server: Do you want a box for your leftovers?
Dad: No...read more »
Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?
He was outstanding in his field.read more »
Why did the computer catch a cold?
It left its Windows open.read more »
Q: Did you hear about the...
Q: Did you hear about the king who was exactly 12 inches tall?
A...read more »
Q: What did the photon say...
Q: What did the photon say to the hotel bellhop?
A: No luggage, ...read more »
Q: Why did that new restaurant...
Q: Why did that new restaurant on the moon close after a few mont...read more »
Kid: I’ll call you later. Dad:...
Kid: I’ll call you later.
Dad: No, call me Dad.read more »
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Kid: Can you put my shoes on?
Dad: No, I don't think they'll fit...read more »
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Why did the math book look sad?
It had too many problems.read more »
Why don't oysters donate to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
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Better than a headshot in Complex!
So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!
The highest note of humor!
Do ya like dags? And jokes?
Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!
Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.
My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!
I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!