2007 Classic: The B-52

“Light it up like my phone screen at 2 AM.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A guy walks in and says, "I'm waiting for the dark." The bartend...read more »

"I'll have a 'Melting Glacier'." The bartender gives him a glass...read more »

A woman orders a drink very quietly, sips it delicately, and wip...read more »

A guy walks in wearing a suit made of flexible OLED screens. The...read more »

The tap only works if your fingerprint proves you've had at leas...read more »

A tiny visitor with a very large piano.A guy walks into a bar and...read more »

In 2013, if you didn't take a picture with your drink, it was lik...read more »

In 2001, the bar atmosphere changed. The Y2K fear was gone, repla...read more »

In 2017, the bar was divided into two groups: people trying to ex...read more »

A guy insists there's a dragon in the bar. The bartender says, "...read more »

In 1998, bar culture felt like a time machine. One corner of the ...read more »

A guy orders a drink and asks if it was brewed on the Red Planet...read more »

Man’s best friend shows off a very profitable skill.A guy walks i...read more »

In 2023, the bar was the ultimate cultural crossroads. You had gr...read more »

@Cyber_Security_X07/20/1995 08:44Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!

@Walter_Sobchak04/27/2012 02:35Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?

@First_World_P05/08/2002 08:14My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.

@Marquee_Text_Fan04/16/2012 00:56<marquee>HA HA HA HA HA HA</marquee>

@CounterStrike_Pro01/22/2014 06:15Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!