Why did the dad start arguing with his self-driving car? Because it told him it knew a “shorter way,” and he took that personally.
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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Q: Why is Peter Pan always...
Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
A: Because he Neverlands!read more »
Why Did The Tomato Blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.read more »
63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2020 "Quarantine" Edition
In 2020, the world went indoors. While the kids were learning via...read more »
Kid: I’m cold. Dad: Then go...
Kid: I’m cold.
Dad: Then go sit in the corner—it’s 90 degrees!read more »
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
43 Original Dad Jokes: The 2019 "Old Town Road" Edition
In 2019, the world was taking its horse to the "Old Town Road" un...read more »
Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
44 Original Dad Jokes: The 2012 "End of the World" Edition
In 2012, everyone was checking their Mayan calendars and wonderin...read more »
45 Original Dad Jokes: The 2021 "Ever Given" Edition
In 2021, we were all a little stuck—much like a giant cargo ship ...read more »
Why did the invisible man turn down the job?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
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Kid: What’s that? Dad: It’s a...
Kid: What’s that?
Dad: It’s a henweigh.
Kid: What’s a henweigh?...read more »
Kid: I’ll call you later. Dad:...
Kid: I’ll call you later.
Dad: No, call me Dad.read more »
Why did the math book look sad?
It had too many problems.read more »
Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks?
In case he got a hole in one.read more »
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I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!
You got it, dude! Very funny.
I am listening... and I am laughing.
It is inevitable... you will laugh.
Who you gonna call? Joke-busters!
I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!