2003 Archive: The Arnold Schwarzenegger

Why did the dad put a “Terminator” sticker on the governor’s office? Because he said, “I’ll be back” (to work).

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

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@Harry_Potter_Ron01/02/2004 00:21Bloody brilliant, mate!

@Pirates_Jack_S05/22/1996 10:22But you have heard of this joke!

@Donny_V_ShutUp04/21/1996 02:13Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!

@Johnny_Bravo_Hoo02/13/2013 04:44Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.

@Double_Rainbow_G03/19/2004 23:09What does it mean?! It’s so funny!

@Evil_Kermit_M05/31/2004 13:04Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.

@Arthas_Fan_0204/24/2013 16:46Succeeding you, father... in laughing!