2003 Archive: The Appletini 3.0

“Does this come in a bigger glass?” “No, but it comes with more self-reflection.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Coming soon to a bar near you... yesterday.A time traveler walks ...read more »

In 2000, the bar was the only place to process the fact that the ...read more »

In 2006, we were all trying to sound like a Kazakh journalist, le...read more »

"Reserved for the person who isn't filming a TikTok."Part of the...read more »

A guy orders a beer. The glass suddenly flashes a red light and ...read more »

In 2002, the bar scene was a mix of superhero hype and the birth ...read more »

In 2014, the bar was a place where you didn't just drink—ids you ...read more »

Man’s best friend shows off a very profitable skill.A guy walks i...read more »

"I'll have a 'Melting Glacier'." The bartender gives him a glass...read more »

A guy gets kicked out for being too drunk. He says, "It’s okay! ...read more »

In 2025, the bar is the only place left where you can be sure the...read more »

A literal interpretation of a classic phrase.A blind man walks in...read more »

Still here. Still classic. Still $18.Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: T...read more »

A guy from Mars, a guy from Earth, and a guy from the Metaverse ...read more »

@Titanic_Survivor02/08/2000 10:26I’ll never let go... of this joke.

@Firewall_Wizard10/17/2009 01:31Letting this joke through the port.

@HotBot_User07/09/1995 09:43Searching for "humor"... HotBot never fails.

@Flickr_User_0403/26/2000 07:05A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.

@Viewer_Number_109/28/2002 09:42First! And it’s funny!