2008 Legacy: The App Store

A guy says, “There’s an app that tells me if I’m too drunk to drive!” The bartender says, “It’s called ‘Me’, and you’re cut off.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A guy walks in and starts a conversation without checking his ph...read more »

The stool moves to the left because it detected a "more interest...read more »

"I asked the AI to tell me a joke." "What did it say?" "It said:...read more »

In 2025, the bar is the only place left where you can be sure the...read more »

Two guys walk in, one in red, one in yellow. They spend the whol...read more »

A classic bar setup that disappears before your eyes.An invisible...read more »

Why pauses are important in conversation.A bear walks into a bar ...read more »

Ending the night on a very high note.A guy walks into a bar at th...read more »

Grammar humor for the more sophisticated drinker.The past, presen...read more »

The tap only works if your fingerprint proves you've had at leas...read more »

"This mint was grown three feet from your head."Part of the 30 B...read more »

"You're not on the list." "I'm a premium member!" "My sensors in...read more »

The third guy is always the smartest.Two guys walk into a bar. Th...read more »

In 2013, if you didn't take a picture with your drink, it was lik...read more »

@WAP_Navigator02/03/2013 05:57Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.

@StarWars_Nerd12/04/2013 06:25The farce is strong with this one!

@Palm_Pilot_User11/09/1997 20:35Syncing this joke to my handheld device.

@Napster_User_9912/02/2005 06:32Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.

@Pirate_Bay_9901/21/1999 06:06Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!

@Orange_Mocha_F05/17/1998 10:11Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!

@StrongBad_Mail06/11/2011 18:56I’m checking my email and I found a winner!