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2014 Archive: The Annie Remake

 I told her the sun will come out tomorrow. She said, “It better, because you still haven’t mown the lawn.”

Part of the 60 Marriage Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket & Interstellar” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

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65 Marriage Jokes: The 1998 “Google & Grunge” Edition
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The Grocery List
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69 Marriage Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & Friendster” Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Lara_Croft_9602/24/1997 09:55Found a real treasure with this one.
@N64_GoldenEye02/03/1995 15:08Better than a headshot in Complex!
@Linux_Distro_Fan07/10/2013 05:42Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
@Beavis_Butthead09/26/2015 09:26Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
@Harry_Potter_Hermione04/03/2002 13:35It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!
@Arthur_Fist_Fan12/23/2008 13:31My fist is clenched... with joy!
@Clans_Leader_9905/20/2006 08:02Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!

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