I told her the sun will come out tomorrow. She said, “It better, because you still haven’t mown the lawn.”
Part of the 60 Marriage Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket & Interstellar” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Found a real treasure with this one.
Better than a headshot in Complex!
Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!
My fist is clenched... with joy!
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