2014 Vintage: The Annie

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie body home?

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

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@Nsync_Justin03/15/1996 05:40Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!

@C++_Dev_9807/15/2007 04:13I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.

@White_Goodman_G01/06/2009 21:46We’re better than you, and we know it!

@Top_List_Winner04/28/2009 17:48Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!

@Epic_Fail_Guy08/08/2008 16:32This joke is an Epic Win!