My wife thinks she’s a “Trainwreck.” I told her she’s more like a “Minor Fender Bender.”
Part of the 64 Marriage Jokes: The 2015 “Apple Watch & Hotline Bling” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: The VR Vacation
We "went" to Japan. I told her I’m jet-lagged. She said, "You’re...read more »
68 Marriage Jokes: The 2011 “Siri & Skyrim” Edition
In 2011, marriage was about the high-stakes introduction of Siri ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Drone Delivery
My beer arrived via drone. It landed on the neighbor’s roof. I t...read more »
A police officer jumps into his...
A police officer jumps into his squad car and calls the station....read more »
2025 Archive: The AI Lyricist
I wrote her a song. She asked, "Did you use Suno or Udio?" I sai...read more »
A recent study has found that...
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weig...read more »
2025 Classic: The Holo-Chef
I told her the AI chef is better than her. She told the AI chef ...read more »
The Thermostat Battle
The eternal struggle for the perfect indoor climate.Marriage is j...read more »
“Some people ask the secret of...
“Some people ask the secret of Anthony’s long marriage. They take...read more »
61 Marriage Jokes: The 2010 “Instagram & Inception” Edition
In 2010, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of sharing ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The Avatar Date
I sent my avatar to her sister’s wedding. She sent her avatar to...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Smart Shower
It only gives me 2 minutes of hot water to "save the planet." My...read more »
67 Marriage Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie & Frozen” Edition
In 2013, marriage was about navigating the "Selfie" craze, trying...read more »
70 Marriage Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & Smartphone” Edition
In 2002, marriage was about the first big-screen Spider-Man,...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Respect my authoritah! This is funny.
A joke about nothing? Love it!
This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.
Smooth joke, very smooth.
Deadly funny! Watch out!
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!
ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!
Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!
Me Gusta this joke. Very much.