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2014 Classic: The Amazon Echo

 Alexa moved in. My wife is jealous because I actually listen to Alexa’s reminders but forget everything she tells me.

Part of the 60 Marriage Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket & Interstellar” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

A police officer jumps into his...
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63 Marriage Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & FarmVille” Edition
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65 Marriage Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Tamagotchi” Edition
In 1997, marriage was about surviving the three-hour emotional ma...read more »
63 Marriage Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World & Instagram” Edition
In 2012, marriage was about navigating the "End of the World" hyp...read more »
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The Remote Control
The ultimate symbol of power in the modern living room.We have a ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Pet-Bot
 We got a robotic dog. It never needs to go out and it never bark...read more »
2025 Classic: The GPT-5
 I asked the new AI to "mediate" our argument about the thermosta...read more »
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In 2022, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of not spoi...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Smart Scales
 It told me "One at a time, please." I was standing there alone. ...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Home_Alone_Kevin03/19/2006 09:22Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
@Shrek_Ogrelord01/18/2005 15:31Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!
@StarWars_Nerd04/17/2010 13:50The farce is strong with this one!
@Napster_Leech02/04/2009 21:16Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!
@WiFi_Zero_One12/02/1996 11:14Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!
@Gnutella_User10/17/2006 19:38Peer-to-peer laughing!
@Keyboard_Cat_P04/08/2008 15:36Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).
@Midi_Background06/16/1995 15:35Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!
@About_Dot_Com11/27/2002 10:38The human guide to online humor.

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