2012 Classic: The Alpine

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine for you!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 2025, we’re not just knocking on doors; we’re knocking on the ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo "vroo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Abbott. / Abbott who? / Abbott ti...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Needle. / Needle who? / Needle li...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Espresso. / Espresso who? / Espre...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine fo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theod...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hugo. / Hugo who? / Hugo your way...read more »

In 2005, the internet changed forever with the upload of "Me at t...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne th...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Prompt. / Prompt who? / Prompt (P...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for ...read more »

In 2004, the social landscape changed forever. From the launch of...read more »

@ICQ_Flower12/22/2006 06:05The green petal is glowing! New joke!

@Austin_Powers_Groovy07/07/2002 07:50Groovy, baby! Very groovy.

@X-Gen_Mark01/27/2013 23:30This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.

@Incredibles_Dash10/02/2008 01:02That was super fast and super funny!

@Blink_182_Mark09/23/2003 11:52What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!

@Fire_Background12/29/2015 14:00This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).

@Afk_For_Laughs04/26/2014 00:37Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.

@Everquest_Solo12/24/2013 22:52Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.