1997 Vintage: The Ally McBeal

My wife is obsessed with the dancing baby. I find it creepy. Our marriage is currently divided by a CGI infant.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

In 2009, marriage was about navigating the "blue" obsession of&nb...read more »

Housework is a team sport, but someone is always on the bench.My ...read more »

The eternal struggle for the perfect indoor climate.Marriage is j...read more »

In 2016, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the most...read more »

I’m playing football in the kitchen. I tackled the refrigerator....read more »

In 2024, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the Tota...read more »

“All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that ...read more »

In 2017, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of investin...read more »

Our fridge locked itself and won't let me have a beer until I "p...read more »

It turns red when I’m about to say something stupid. The house h...read more »

The dog said, "Feed me, you bald idiot." My wife said, "Finally,...read more »

In 2014, marriage was about navigating the "Ice Bucket Challenge"...read more »

My wife asked me: „What are you doing today?” I said: „Nothing.” ...read more »

Navigating the most dangerous question in history.My wife asked i...read more »

@PalmPilot_Pro08/15/2005 08:41Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!

@DVD_Rom_King10/06/2008 12:05More capacity for humor on this site!

@Grunge_Lord_9405/25/1995 14:35I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.

@Reddit_Original11/19/2009 07:11The front page of the internet... in 1999!

@Runescape_Noob02/27/2003 04:42Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!