We bought a microwave you can talk to. My wife is mad because I spend more time talking to the appliance about my popcorn than I spend talking to her about her day.
Part of the 66 Marriage Jokes: The 2018 “Fortnite & Thanos” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
The GPS Correction
Two voices, one car, and zero agreement on the route.My wife does...read more »
62 Marriage Jokes: The 2022 “Wordle & Multiverse” Edition
In 2022, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of not spoi...read more »
64 Marriage Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Halo 3” Edition
In 2007, marriage was about the high-stakes transition from "dumb...read more »
2025 Classic: The Autonomous Exit
I tried to leave the house after a fight, but the smart car lock...read more »
2025 Archive: The AI Ghost
I told her I’m being haunted by a dead AI. She said, "That’s jus...read more »
2000 Joke: A Happy Marriage Is
A happy marriage is a long conversation that always seems too sho...read more »
2025 Classic: The Digital Twin
My husband created a digital twin of himself to handle all his "...read more »
The Morning Person
Compatibility is tested at 7:00 AM sharp.My wife is a morning per...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Choice
"Should we get the iBrain upgrade?" "Will it make you remember t...read more »
67 Marriage Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie & Frozen” Edition
In 2013, marriage was about navigating the "Selfie" craze, trying...read more »
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The Silent Treatment
When the quietest moments are the loudest ones in the house.My wi...read more »
2025 Classic: The Pet-Bot
We got a robotic dog. It never needs to go out and it never bark...read more »
62 Marriage Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Blackberry” Edition
In 2005, marriage was about the dawn of the "viral video," the pe...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.
Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.
One joke to rule them all!
DIR /W /P... found the joke directory!
... (Laughter in silence).
Is it cos I is funny? Respect!