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🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"This mint was grown three feet from your head."Part of the 30 B...read more »

In 2007, the bar scene was split in two. Half the room was orderi...read more »

In 1995, bar humor was built on the classic "A guy walks into a b...read more »

In 2002, the bar scene was a mix of superhero hype and the birth ...read more »

"I'm the last one who knows how to crack an egg for a sour." "Yo...read more »

In 1998, bar culture felt like a time machine. One corner of the ...read more »

In 2003, the bar was the place to be if you wanted to debate the ...read more »

In 2008, bar talk shifted from "look at my cool new app" to "look...read more »

The biggest lie ever told in the history of bars."Just one drink"...read more »

A tiny visitor with a very large piano.A guy walks into a bar and...read more »

A guy walks into a bar on April 8th wearing cardboard glasses. H...read more »

A guy brings a ring light and a microphone to the bar. "What's u...read more »

A guy walks into a bar and asks the girl next to him, "Are you r...read more »

A guy walks in and says, "I'm waiting for the dark." The bartend...read more »

@Net_Neutral_9506/12/1996 16:44This is why we need the internet.

@Lord_Of_The_Rings04/04/2014 19:55One joke to rule them all!

@SoulSeek_Fan11/06/1998 10:39Rare humor found in the deep web.

@Keyboard_Cat_P02/02/2000 15:31Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).

@Protoss_Pylon12/08/2008 16:01You must construct additional laughs!

@LonelyGirl15_F08/13/2004 05:34Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!