2018 Classic: The Alex

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain why I’m late when you let me in!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin the f...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Abbott. / Abbott who? / Abbott ti...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Justin. / Justin who? / Justin ti...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locke...read more »

Welcome to the future! In 2000, we traded our pagers for mobile p...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? /...read more »

In 1996, as the internet started to crawl into our homes via nois...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe help ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theod...read more »

In 2023, the world was split between Malibu pink and atomic grey....read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police le...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey. / Mikey who? / Mikey won't...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine fo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honey...read more »

@Linux_Kernel_0.106/24/2004 14:57Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.

@Java_Applet_User08/04/2014 19:23This joke is more portable than a Java app!

@Gladiator_Proximo10/11/2009 13:06Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!

@Steve-O_Wild03/02/2011 09:25Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!

@Prodigy_User_X05/16/1995 09:20Way better than the Prodigy boards!