Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain everything once I’m inside!
Part of the 48 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2017 Spinner & Switch Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)
2024 Classic: The Canoe
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41 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2023 Barbenheimer Edition
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35 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2011 Royal & Skyrim Edition
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2025 Vintage: The Abbott
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47 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2014 Happy & Galaxy Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!
Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!
The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
My joke just digivolved into a better one!
Very nice! Great success!
My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.
Back when the internet was simple and funny.
I choose to believe it’s funny.