2015 Classic: The Alex

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain the plot of the new Star Wars once I’m inside!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope ...read more »

In 2023, the world was split between Malibu pink and atomic grey....read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for ...read more »

In 2020, the front door became the most exciting part of the hous...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine fo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Donut. / Donut who? / Donut ask, ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne th...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Open. / Open who? / Open the door...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Isabel. / Isabel who? / Isabel wo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ivana. / Ivana who? / Ivana go to...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey. / Mikey who? / Mikey won't...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hugo. / Hugo who? / Hugo your way...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Harry. / Harry who? / Harry up an...read more »

In 2007, the world changed with a single touch. As we stood in li...read more »

@Duke_Nukem_Fan05/28/2015 19:44I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.

@Lion_King_Simba09/19/2000 11:57Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.

@Incredibles_Dash08/11/2007 15:24That was super fast and super funny!

@HTML_Hacker11/03/2011 20:32<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!

@DotCom_Survivor10/29/1997 14:16I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.

@Optical_Mouse_9907/04/2010 16:02I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.

@Shagadelic_9705/14/2001 14:21This joke is very shagadelic, man!

@Ask_Jeeves_Butler05/30/1996 21:23May I suggest another joke, sir?