1995 Legacy: The Alarm Clock

She hits snooze six times. I’m awake after the first one, staring at the ceiling and questioning my life choices.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

I asked my wife if I was the only one she’s ever been with. She s...read more »

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I told her the steak tastes like plastic. She said, "That’s beca...read more »

In 2012, marriage was about navigating the "End of the World" hyp...read more »

In 2014, marriage was about navigating the "Ice Bucket Challenge"...read more »

In 1996, marriage was about navigating the transition from flanne...read more »

It only gives me 2 minutes of hot water to "save the planet." My...read more »

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I told my wife I’m signing us up for the Mars mission. She said,...read more »

Compatibility is tested at 7:00 AM sharp.My wife is a morning per...read more »

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A magical moment that reveals the truth about aging.My wife blew ...read more »

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@Y2K_Ready12/29/1999 20:45If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.

@Mean_Girls_Regina01/26/2014 20:31Get in loser, we are going laughing!

@Grunge_Lord_9406/21/2011 17:06I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.

@Scumbag_Steve_X12/22/1995 21:19Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.

@Midi_Background11/01/2003 00:06Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!

@Friendster_Ghost04/17/2010 19:21Remember me? I’m still laughing.

@Gaia_Online_Gold06/22/2008 08:16Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.

@Captain_Obvious04/20/2013 19:06This is a comment on a funny joke.

@Hashtag_Master05/07/2014 12:43#funny #joke #retro #90s