2020 Vintage: The Abbott

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Abbott. / Abbott who? / Abbott time the vaccine got here!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anxiety. / Anxiety who? / Anxiety...read more »

In 2006, we stopped just sitting on the couch and started swingin...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police le...read more »

In 2018, we were all asking "Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good." It...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, Europe...read more »

In 1998, we were busy upgrading our RAM and worrying about Y2K, b...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo "vroo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain th...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theod...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce...read more »

@Matrix_Rebel10/24/2002 17:05I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.

@Butthead_Uhhh07/28/2002 18:01Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.

@Marquee_Text_Fan08/30/2008 06:20<marquee>HA HA HA HA HA HA</marquee>

@Anonymous_User04/22/2011 15:21We are many. We are laughing.

@Retweet_King05/24/2007 05:51RT if you think this is funny!