2012 Vintage: The Abbott

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Abbott. / Abbott who? / Abbott time you answered!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police le...read more »

In 2020, the front door became the most exciting part of the hous...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie body ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Prompt. / Prompt who? / Prompt (P...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theod...read more »

In 2008, the world of entertainment and technology shifted gears....read more »

Welcome to the future! In 2000, we traded our pagers for mobile p...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine fo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Link. / Link who? / Link your bra...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice cream. / Ice cream who? / Ice...read more »

In 2025, we’re not just knocking on doors; we’re knocking on the ...read more »

In 2006, we stopped just sitting on the couch and started swingin...read more »

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Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup...read more »

@Floppy_Fanatic03/30/2014 18:58Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.

@Requiem_Dreamer04/07/2013 04:02That was intense... and funny!

@O_Ren_Ishii_Fan07/09/2004 05:39Silently laughing in the snow.

@Hamster_Dance_X06/03/2007 13:34Di-da-di-da-di-da-do-do! Funniest site ever!

@Club_Penguin_Kid12/24/2013 21:03Waddle on over and read this!