1995 Archive: The Abbot

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Abbot. / Abbot who? / Abbot time you opened up!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Prompt. / Prompt who? / Prompt (P...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honey...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine fo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne th...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin the f...read more »

In 2005, the internet changed forever with the upload of "Me at t...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for ...read more »

In 2016, our phone batteries were constantly at 1%, but our PokéD...read more »

In 1998, we were busy upgrading our RAM and worrying about Y2K, b...read more »

In 2022, the movies were big, the viral moments were shocking, an...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Owl. / Owl who? / Yes, they still...read more »

In 2012, we were all waiting for the world to end, but we were to...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne th...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locke...read more »

@Dreamcast_Gamer11/28/2005 03:53Thinking is definitely funny today.

@Voodoo_3dfx01/23/1998 06:55The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.

@Goonies_Never_D08/01/2005 13:25Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.

@Dale_Doback_Fan12/10/2013 01:23Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!

@Marquee_Text_Fan01/12/2001 15:16<marquee>HA HA HA HA HA HA</marquee>

@Salad_Fingers_F08/02/2001 03:23I like it when the jokes are... rusty.

@Fred_Channel_0603/15/2010 12:57HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!

@Rage_Comic_Fan08/26/2006 00:24FFFFFUUUUU-nny!