Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Aaliyah. / Aaliyah who? / Aaliyah (All ya) gotta do is open the door!
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Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.
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Approved for the Open Directory Project!
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Laughing at the security of my own ribs!
The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.