A guy walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, “That’ll be 50 Cent.” The guy says, “Wow, prices have really dropped!” The bartender says, “No, I mean the rapper is sitting right behind you and he already paid for it.”
Part of the 69 Bar Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes Store” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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