2009 Classic: The 3D TV

They’re selling them now. I told her we need one. She said, “I can see you in 3D for free, and it’s already too much.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

Communication is the foundation of any long-lasting marriage.My w...read more »

In 2000, marriage survived the Y2K bug only to face the challenge...read more »

I told her the steak tastes like plastic. She said, "That’s beca...read more »

It detects when I’m "hogging" it and sends a small electric shoc...read more »

Nostalgia is a powerful tool, if you use it correctly.I told my w...read more »

I thought about a sandwich. A drone delivered one five minutes l...read more »

Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about so...read more »

In 1995, marriage was a world of shared landlines, tangled casset...read more »

We "went" to Japan. I told her I’m jet-lagged. She said, "You’re...read more »

In 2010, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of sharing ...read more »

The house knows when we’re arguing and turns the temp down to "C...read more »

Two voices, one car, and zero agreement on the route.My wife does...read more »

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your l...read more »

The difference between the digital life and the real one.My wife ...read more »

@Nokia_Snake_Champ03/17/2009 03:39Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!

@Lord_Of_The_Rings04/17/2006 06:24One joke to rule them all!

@Toy_Story_Woody01/11/2011 23:07There is a joke in my boot!

@Oracle_Says02/01/2003 04:58I knew you’d laugh at this.

@Mr_Blonde_Dance09/20/1996 23:16Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.

@Kill_Bill_Bride12/22/1995 01:34I have unfinished business... with this laugh!

@Beanie_Campbell10/05/2006 08:15True friendship is sharing a good joke.

@Leeroy_Jenkins01/10/2014 19:29At least I have chicken... and this joke!

@Futurama_Fry_M07/31/2001 05:12Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.