2006 Vintage: The 300

A guy kicks a stool and yells, “THIS IS SPARTA!” The bartender says, “No, this is a pub in London. Get out.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@X-Files_Spooky11/06/2000 23:20I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.

@Lord_Of_The_Rings07/19/2009 22:17One joke to rule them all!

@BBS_Sysop07/28/1996 11:30Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!

@Animorphs_X09/09/2008 06:55I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!

@Grinds_My_Gears04/23/1999 21:01You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!

@Homestar_Runner02/22/2015 22:13That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!

@Web_2_0_Fan10/14/2000 23:29This is the future of humor!