2008 Classic: The 27 Dresses

My wife counted her bridesmaid dresses. She has six. I told her she’s six away from a horror movie.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

In 2003, marriage was about quoting Nemo, discovering the power o...read more »

When the quietest moments are the loudest ones in the house.My wi...read more »

In 2007, marriage was about the high-stakes transition from "dumb...read more »

Communication is the foundation of any long-lasting marriage.My w...read more »

The grass grows to a certain height and then "retracts." I told ...read more »

I asked my wife if I was the only one she’s ever been with. She s...read more »

The difference between the digital life and the real one.My wife ...read more »

“A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of...read more »

Navigating the most dangerous question in history.My wife asked i...read more »

Housework is a team sport, but someone is always on the bench.My ...read more »

A 50/50 split that feels more like 90/10.Marriage is a beautiful ...read more »

In 1999, marriage was a mix of pre-millennial tension and tech-dr...read more »

I told her I’m leaving her my "Skins" in my will. She said, "I w...read more »

They turn opaque when I try to look at the neighbor’s new car. M...read more »

@X-Gen_Mark06/15/2007 11:24This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.

@Pikachu_Fan_8812/19/2007 18:01Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!

@Men_In_Black_K02/27/1998 08:16We are the best kept secret... of humor.

@Club_Penguin_Kid04/13/2010 00:41Waddle on over and read this!

@Spawn_Camper_J08/18/2002 07:29I’m staying right here until I read every joke.

@Believe_It_Or_N10/31/2006 22:46I choose to believe it’s funny.