We watched it. It was depressing. We celebrated by eating an entire cheesecake.
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LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!
Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.
Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!
Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.
Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.
Tapping my way to a good mood.