Someone just told me a computer can write my emails for me. I’m currently asking it to write a poem about cheese. The future is here.
Part of the 74 Observational One-Liners: The 2022 Slap & Soar archive. Historically Verified
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Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!
Hadouken of a joke! Boom!
But you have heard of this joke!
I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.
Multipass! For the comedy club!
Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!
It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?
Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).