We finally saw Pluto and it has a heart on it! It’s still not a planet, but it’s a very cute dwarf.
Part of the 68 Observational One-Liners: The 2015 Reality Glitch archive. Historically Verified
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71 Observational One-Liners: The 2000 Millennium Edition
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