“Next year is 2016! Surely it will be a calm and peaceful year.” The bartender laughs and laughs.
Part of the 53 Bar Jokes: The 2015 “Star Wars & Hotline Bling” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
71 Bar Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & Euro Currency” Edition
In 2002, the bar scene was a mix of superhero hype and the birth ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Deepfake Date
A guy says, "My date looks exactly like a movie star!" The barte...read more »
The Two Guys
The third guy is always the smartest.Two guys walk into a bar. Th...read more »
77 Bar Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook & Mean Girls” Edition
In 2004, bar conversations started to shift. Instead of settled b...read more »
The Three-Inch Man
A tiny visitor with a very large piano.A guy walks into a bar and...read more »
76 Bar Jokes: The 1998 “Big Lebowski & Swing Revival” Edition
In 1998, bar culture felt like a time machine. One corner of the ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Climate Change Cocktail
"I'll have a 'Melting Glacier'." The bartender gives him a glass...read more »
The Time Traveler
Coming soon to a bar near you... yesterday.A time traveler walks ...read more »
73 Bar Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & How I Met Your Mother” Edition
In 2005, the bar was the stage for everyone's inner "Legendary" p...read more »
2025 Classic: The Lab-Grown Lager
"It’s perfect!" "It’s too perfect. I want a beer that has a mist...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The Smart Stool
The stool moves to the left because it detected a "more interest...read more »
2025 Classic: The 2025 Fashion
A guy walks in wearing a suit made of flexible OLED screens. The...read more »
The Cliffhanger
Ending the night on a very high note.A guy walks into a bar at th...read more »
The C, Eb, and G
Music theory humor for the harmoniously inclined.C, Eb, and G wal...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than a headshot in Complex!
Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!
Deadly funny! Watch out!
I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!
Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!
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That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!
We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!