2002 Legacy: The 2002 Ending

A guy leaves and says, “Next year, I’m getting a phone that takes videos!” The bartender says, “And I’m getting a raise. We’re both dreamers.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"You're not on the list." "I'm a premium member!" "My sensors in...read more »

A guy walks in wearing contact lenses that project a tropical be...read more »

Why pauses are important in conversation.A bear walks into a bar ...read more »

In 2017, the bar was divided into two groups: people trying to ex...read more »

Why fungi are always the life of the party.A mushroom walks into ...read more »

In 2013, if you didn't take a picture with your drink, it was lik...read more »

The stool moves to the left because it detected a "more interest...read more »

The third guy is always the smartest.Two guys walk into a bar. Th...read more »

In 2015, the bar was a place of high-stakes internet debates and ...read more »

In 2007, the bar scene was split in two. Half the room was orderi...read more »

A guy orders a beer and says, "Government's buying!" The bartend...read more »

A guy walks in with zero-gravity hair and says, "The Guinness po...read more »

In 2022, the bar became the place where we escaped from "blue che...read more »

The tap only works if your fingerprint proves you've had at leas...read more »

@SoundBlaster_1604/02/2003 19:12I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!

@Wild_Thornberry02/09/2012 12:26Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!

@Footloose_Ren04/20/1998 01:02Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!

@Chocolate_Rain12/17/2012 19:47I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.

@Social_Media_G07/01/1995 20:34I’m going to poke you for this joke!