Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2000. / 2000 who? / 2,000 reasons to be happy today!
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
The green petal is glowing! New joke!
I’ll never let go... of this joke.
F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!
I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!
I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!
*Boom* - there goes my brain!