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2000 Archive: The 2000

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2000. / 2000 who? / 2,000 reasons to be happy today!

Part of the 55 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

2024 Archive: The 2024
 Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2024. / 2024 who? / 2,024 reasons...read more »
53 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2019 Endgame Edition
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52 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2004 Social Edition
In 2004, the social landscape changed forever. From the launch of...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Police
 Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police le...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Doris
 Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locke...read more »
2024 Classic: The Ken
 Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ken. / Ken who? / Ken I come in? ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Prompt
 Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Prompt. / Prompt who? / Prompt (P...read more »
2025 Classic: The Cargo (Again)
 Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo "vroo...read more »
45 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2002 Spider-Mania Edition
In 2002, our world was caught in a web of excitement. From the fi...read more »
2025 Classic: The Orange (End)
 Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange yo...read more »

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2024 Legacy: The Final
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2025 Vintage: The Ketchup
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2024 Classic: The Dwayne
 Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne th...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Alpine
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@PalmPilot_Pro02/15/1996 18:10Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
@ICQ_Flower10/23/2003 13:30The green petal is glowing! New joke!
@Titanic_Survivor03/27/2006 03:49I’ll never let go... of this joke.
@Keyboard_Warrior04/09/1998 11:49F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!
@Sixteen_Candles04/27/1996 07:52I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!
@Lag_Victim_0102/10/1996 15:02I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!
@Mind_Blown_Gif09/21/2009 03:59*Boom* - there goes my brain!

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