2020 Legacy: The Sourdough
A guy tries to pay for his drink with a jar of bubbling goo. The bartender asks, “What’s this?” The guy says, “It’s my sourdough… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Sourdough
2020 Archive: The Queen’s Gambit
A guy starts playing chess with his shot glasses. “Checkmate.” “Sir, you just drank your own king.” Part of the 55 Bar Jokes: The 2020… Read More »2020 Archive: The Queen’s Gambit
2020 Classic: The Margarita
“Saltier than a guy whose vacation was cancelled for the third time.” Part of the 55 Bar Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom Bar” Edition… Read More »2020 Classic: The Margarita
2020 Vintage: The Mandalorian S2
“Luke Skywalker showed up! My year is made!” “Sir, it’s Dec 31st. It’s a little late for that.” Part of the 55 Bar Jokes: The… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Mandalorian S2
2020 Archive: The Animal Crossing Escape
“I just paid off my virtual mortgage to a raccoon!” “Great. Can you pay our actual mortgage to the bank? No? Then put the Nintendo Switch down… Read More »2020 Archive: The Animal Crossing Escape
2020 Classic: The Wonder Woman 1984
“I wish for world peace!” “I wish for a theatre that’s actually open so I don’t have to watch this on my laptop while you’re vacuuming.” Part… Read More »2020 Classic: The Wonder Woman 1984
2020 Legacy: The Emily in Paris
“I’m living a chic life in France!” “You’re wearing a beret in a Starbucks and everyone is making fun of you. It’s very realistic.” Part of the… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Emily in Paris
2020 Vintage: The Battery
I’m “positive” my laptop won’t last another meeting. Part of the 119 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You’re On Mute” Edition (2020) archive. Historically Verified
2020 Archive: The File
I’m “storing” my snacks in the desk drawer. Part of the 119 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You’re On Mute” Edition (2020) archive. Historically Verified
2020 Classic: The Tab
I’m “keeping” a tab on my grocery delivery. Part of the 119 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You’re On Mute” Edition (2020) archive. Historically Verified