2019 Vintage: The Year 2019
Why did it end? Because we were all too busy “Naruto running” toward 2020, completely unaware of what was actually waiting for us. Part of… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Year 2019
2019 Archive: The Peloton Backlash
Why was the secretary offended? The boss gave her a Peloton for Christmas, and she thought he was “subtly” suggesting her 2020 productivity needed more… Read More »2019 Archive: The Peloton Backlash
2019 Classic: The New Year’s Eve 2020
Why was the traveler so excited? Because 2019 was a “3000” level year, and he was ready for 2020—the year he thought would be the… Read More »2019 Classic: The New Year’s Eve 2020
2019 Vintage: The Mouse “Logitech MX Master 3”
Why was the accountant so happy? Because the “MagSpeed” wheel was so fast he could scroll through the entire 2020 budget in one flick. Part… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Mouse “Logitech MX Master 3”
2019 Archive: The 2019 Optimism
We’ve finished the Avengers, we’ve finished Game of Thrones, and we’re entering a new decade. 2020 is going to be the most normal, boring year… Read More »2019 Archive: The 2019 Optimism
2019 Vintage: The Shane Lowry British Open
Why was Ireland so drunk? Because a local hero won the Claret Jug at Portrush and the celebration lasted approximately until 2020. Part of the… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Shane Lowry British Open
2019 Vintage: The Digital Voice Recorder
Why was the boss whispering? He was “Recording his 2020 Manifesto” (which mostly involved more meetings). Part of the 72 Office Groaners: The 2019 “Black… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Digital Voice Recorder
2019 Classic: The Final 2019 Task
Why did the manager bring a “Tossing Coin” to the 2020 planning meeting? Because he watched The Witcher and wanted to “Toss a coin to his… Read More »2019 Classic: The Final 2019 Task
2019 Legacy: The Final 2019 Vibe
Why was everyone so “Endgame”? Because the decade was closing, the sagas were ending, and we had no idea that 2020 was about to tell… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Final 2019 Vibe
2019 Vintage: New Year’s Eve 2019
Why were we so optimistic? Because the “Roaring Twenties” were about to start, and we were sure that 2020 was going to be the most… Read More »2019 Vintage: New Year’s Eve 2019