Why were we so optimistic? Because the “Roaring Twenties” were about to start, and we were sure that 2020 was going to be the most “productive” and “normal” year of our lives. (Narrator: The universe laughed.)
Part of the 34 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2019 “I Love You 3000 & Cybertruck” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!
I am crying... with laughter!
There is a joke in my boot!
That was super fast and super funny!
I’m scanning this into my brain forever.
I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.
I have unfinished business... with this laugh!
May I suggest another joke, sir?
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