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2019 Vintage: New Year’s Eve 2019

 Why were we so optimistic? Because the “Roaring Twenties” were about to start, and we were sure that 2020 was going to be the most “productive” and “normal” year of our lives. (Narrator: The universe laughed.)

Part of the 34 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2019 “I Love You 3000 & Cybertruck” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Y2K_Bug_Hunter01/26/2015 06:02The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!
@Dawson_Creek_Fan05/11/1998 22:39I am crying... with laughter!
@Toy_Story_Woody05/19/2011 04:24There is a joke in my boot!
@Incredibles_Dash02/29/1996 04:59That was super fast and super funny!
@Scanner_Darkly03/07/2006 14:17I’m scanning this into my brain forever.
@American_Psycho_P04/07/2005 14:41I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.
@Kill_Bill_Bride11/19/2013 15:51I have unfinished business... with this laugh!
@Ask_Jeeves_Butler03/31/1998 08:29May I suggest another joke, sir?
@About_Dot_Com03/29/2010 20:51The human guide to online humor.
@Everquest_Solo01/02/2001 16:47Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.

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